Christmas Shopping

So Christmas is coming up soon, I haven't even started my shopping. Has anyone finished their shopping yet, because if you have you are probably really motivated and would perhaps be interested in finishing mine for me! I am looking forward to making attempts at finding firewood, cleaning out this old fireplace, spending 2 hours trying to lite it only to lite it and remember I haven't opened the flue, and then calling the fire department as my last few possessions smolder to the ground. Perhaps I can make it an annual Christmas tradition!

I do see that Think Geek has got some new stuff in just in time for Christmas...one being the chance to own your very own Tribble (Star Trek....come on!). Next up would be one of my favorites in cubicle warfare, the Marshmallow Bow. It would make you the Ted Nugent of Smores. Hehe, Zing! And finally comes something for the kiddies to cuddle up to at night. Now I know I had the late great My Pet Monster, but I never was able to dismember it in my boredom of waiting for the Night Man to come whisk me off into slumber land. Thanks to the latest technology advancements in quantum computing and the latest results from the hadron collider we now have the opportunity to own this huggable, lovable Zombie.

So your shopping lists are now incomplete with the news of these new items so you need to rush back out there before the hadron collider creates a black hole and we become the zombies....bbbrrraaaiinnnnns!